Three obscure (I think) facts about me:

1. I once had an IBM Golfball typewriter fall on my head and knock me out cold. It was on the top of some shelves in an office I was working in, but unfortunately they hadn't bothered to screw the shelf unit to the wall.

2. When I was a child my mum took me to see 'Mary Poppins' and when I got home I launched myself off the top of the stairs holding an open umbrella. I was pronounced over-imaginative and not taken to the cinema again for several years.

3. I have narcolepsy which doesn't really affect me except sometimes I wake up thinking someone is bending over my bed or trying to kill me, although I have on occasion fallen asleep at work but only if I've eaten a lot at lunchtime.