Prompted by Dafter's blog 'Save our Spice', and the news that the Spice Girls are staging a comback, I am wondering if we should not form a tribute band - especially since I have it on good authority that tributes have been known to charge more for a gig than the genuine article and it could prove pretty lucrative!
Since Bristol tribute band 'The Rolling Clones' have had threatening letters from representatives of the Rolling Stones, accusing them of 'passing off' (trading on the Stones' image) we shall have to be careful and rename ourselves accordingly.
Being neither sporty, ginger, posh or blond bimbo I shall take the role of Scary Spice, now rechristened 'ASBO Spice'. The first four girlies* to put themselves forward with a suitable moniker/alter-ego shall be my co-members.
*Boys, if you have a gender issue or second wardrobe I'm not going to stop you applying.









oooh, I've always wanted to be Emma Bunton..could this be my chance..?