In London, there is still a law that states London Taxi cabs must carry a bale of hay at all times. Additionally, it is illegal to use a camera tripod, throw a stick for your dog or use an offensive powder like pepper on your jacket potato in any park. It is also illegal to impersonate a Chelsea Pensioner (which once carried the death sentence in the 19th century). Wife beating is, however, perfectly legal just so long as it is not after 9pm and doesn't disturb the neighbours.

In 1888 a British law was passed which stated that every cyclist had to constantly ring a bell on his or her bicycle non-stop whilst the machine was moving.

In England, in 1837, a law was passed that entitled a woman to bite off a man's nose if he kissed her against her will.

According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offence. Offenders could be hanged for trying.

And in Birmingham, where I live, it is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex on church steps after sundown.

Oops.

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